You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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No, no. That's what she'll say to you after you get married, except if you actually do it, you lose half your money and stuff.
This text had so much promise until the "just."
This is when cats start to show up from nowhere.
you must be doing it wrong!
You haven't known many girls.