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  • 45 30
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 12, 13 at 3:41pm

    No, no. That's what she'll say to you after you get married, except if you actually do it, you lose half your money and stuff.

  • 43 37
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 12, 13 at 6:21pm

    You haven't known many girls.

  • 40 33
    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 12, 13 at 6:44pm

    This text had so much promise until the "just."

  • 38 35
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 12, 13 at 5:48pm

    This is when cats start to show up from nowhere.

  • 33 28
    Submitted by Cocaineranger on Jan 14, 13 at 5:28pm

    you must be doing it wrong!