I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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