Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Someone stole a lamp last night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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