I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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