I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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