He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
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I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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