her vagine was all disorganized.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Sober January is a disaster.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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