WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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