oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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