fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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