so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
