Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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