My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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