Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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And then my night got REAL pukey
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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