So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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