i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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