But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Enjoy the penises
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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