ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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