He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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