The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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