these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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