He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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