physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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