JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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I thought this was hilarious! You guys are taking it too seriously, I think.
idk why everyone's attacking this
the way i read it is that SHE'S actually drunk while accusing him & breaking up with him for it... in which case, it's fucking hilarious.
this isn't even funny....
if you were so low that you dated a girl who threw "so" into a text where she "broke up with you" (even though she probably put no meaning behind it) you should not tell anyone. ever.
you all are silly billys
I think this is hilarious.
No wonder he gets drunk.
FUCK YOU JOSHUA!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna go Alanis Morissette on you.
joshua should be the one breaking up with you
he's the drunk one, or just dumb and into all caps
Is the "SO" really necessary? Makes it seem less sincere... w/e
Joshua is finally FREE! Kick that bitch to the curb... make sure you get in one good hate fuck and tear her up!
Caps make my eyes bleed the BLEEEEEEEEED
This isn't that funny to me. just some high school idiot breaking up w her bf via text message...
This is pretty funny actually. I suppose it just fits in with my sense of humor, because many of you disagree.
you can't text message break up.
I'd bet she was drunk again.
But no... this isnt funny.
hahaha I laughed out loud when I read this one
It would have been funnier if it ended with:
(1-520): i think you have the wrong number
Arizona bitches are bitches
wow actually this is funny..
my boyfriends name is Joshua, hes an alcoholic in recovery and we have this converstation from time to time.. i feel you girl 100%
by far the best text i've seen on here
Calling the fifth grade I think you lost another relationship that got broke up via text message because she was to lame to call or do it in person
this isnt even a joke i think my ex put this on here wtf sarah
It's two dudes, is funny, and the one typing in all caps is the actual drunk. Simple enough?
Joshua drinks b/c you BITCH!
its someones time of the month
he's probably an ass. shes obviously frustrated with him
Dumb bitch, 'nuff said.
this isn't even funny.
how does stupid shit like this get posted, but funny stuff never makes it on here?
Yeah. If she wants to put his balls in a vice then he's better off without her
No but you clearly are...
if this is from arizona.. then stay single. too many babeskis in too shorts to keep to just one.
THIS IS FUCKING Funny. She's clearly hammered
Hahahahah "no wonder he gets drunk"
Hey My Names Joshua and I've had this exact txt conversation (it was 2am I was asleep at my dorm)... 2 hours later I get a txt I'm drunk with the girls Ashley took my phone she really must not like you ...girls sometimes