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  • 35 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:09am

    I thought this was hilarious! You guys are taking it too seriously, I think.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:27pm

    you all are silly billys

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:30pm

    THIS IS FUCKING Funny. She's clearly hammered

  • 31 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:21pm

    idk why everyone's attacking this the way i read it is that SHE'S actually drunk while accusing him & breaking up with him for it... in which case, it's fucking hilarious.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:26pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:57pm

    I think this is hilarious.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:58pm

    No wonder he gets drunk.

  • 34 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:02am

    this isn't even funny....

  • 30 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:56am

    Arizona bitches are bitches

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:36am

    I'm gonna go Alanis Morissette on you.

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:21pm

    if you were so low that you dated a girl who threw "so" into a text where she "broke up with you" (even though she probably put no meaning behind it) you should not tell anyone. ever.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:56am

    FUCK YOU JOSHUA!!!!!!!!

  • 24 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:11pm

    its someones time of the month

  • 24 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:31am

    Caps make my eyes bleed the BLEEEEEEEEED

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:02am

    he's the drunk one, or just dumb and into all caps

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:07am

    this isn't even funny. how does stupid shit like this get posted, but funny stuff never makes it on here?

  • 22 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:02am

    Is the "SO" really necessary? Makes it seem less sincere... w/e

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:40pm

    Calling the fifth grade I think you lost another relationship that got broke up via text message because she was to lame to call or do it in person

  • 31 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:49am

    This is pretty funny actually. I suppose it just fits in with my sense of humor, because many of you disagree.

  • 21 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:16pm

    Yeah. If she wants to put his balls in a vice then he's better off without her

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:45pm

    It would have been funnier if it ended with: (1-520): i think you have the wrong number

  • 16 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 11:40am

    by far the best text i've seen on here

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:06am

    Joshua is finally FREE! Kick that bitch to the curb... make sure you get in one good hate fuck and tear her up!

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:57am

    joshua should be the one breaking up with you

  • 22 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:04am

    This isn't that funny to me. just some high school idiot breaking up w her bf via text message...

  • 25 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:19am

    Joshua drinks b/c you BITCH!

  • 7 18
    Submitted by heylena on Apr 13, 12 at 10:26am

    No but you clearly are...

  • 21 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:41pm

    this isnt even a joke i think my ex put this on here wtf sarah

  • 22 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:36pm

    hahaha I laughed out loud when I read this one

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:14am

    you can't text message break up.

  • 13 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:12am

    I'd bet she was drunk again. But no... this isnt funny.

  • 8 24
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Mar 14, 12 at 1:29am

    It's two dudes, is funny, and the one typing in all caps is the actual drunk. Simple enough?

  • 18 44
    Submitted by impooping on Apr 10, 10 at 10:41pm

    Hahahahah "no wonder he gets drunk"

  • 20 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:09pm

    he's probably an ass. shes obviously frustrated with him

  • 18 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:33pm

    Dumb bitch, 'nuff said.

  • 18 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:34am

    if this is from arizona.. then stay single. too many babeskis in too shorts to keep to just one.

  • 12 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:00pm

    wow actually this is funny.. my boyfriends name is Joshua, hes an alcoholic in recovery and we have this converstation from time to time.. i feel you girl 100%

  • 11 54
    Submitted by JKSM1LE on Jul 20, 11 at 10:02pm

    Hey My Names Joshua and I've had this exact txt conversation (it was 2am I was asleep at my dorm)... 2 hours later I get a txt I'm drunk with the girls Ashley took my phone she really must not like you ...girls sometimes