im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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