im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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