actually, I'm a sock model
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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