But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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