would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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