Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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