So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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