She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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