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  • 33 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:08pm
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    I feel like I know everyone from 845.

  • 31 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 10:40am
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    are you talking about pancake tits? Definitely worth killing someone over

  • 28 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:33pm
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    i wouldn't kill someone i liked or my dealer but anyone else is fair game. pancakes are delicious. most people are a lot lamer than pancakes.

  • 31 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:44pm
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    A Belgian waffle covered in syrup and peaches wouldn't make me kill someone; it'd make me propose.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:48pm
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    pancakes, no. waffles, yes.

  • 26 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:37pm
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    Nahhh, but I'd bare knuckle falcon punch a koala in the face for a pb

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:35pm
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    I'm pretty sure all the stoned 845s are this girl I know who gets baked and talks to the reflection of a 'dinosaur' in her glasses.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:54pm
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    i used to make all kinds of awesome food for my ex when he was high.. still my ex though. but there's a restaurant in chattanooga, tn that's open 24/7 and delivers 24/7... steaks, pancakes... anything you can ask for.

  • 27 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58pm
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    11:54 fuck I wish I lived there. Just for that.

  • 24 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:37pm
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    For all intents and purposes.....YES!

  • 24 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:45am
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    I would threaten to kill someone if they did not feed me. If they indeed did not feed me I would kill them.

  • 28 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:34pm
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    You're mmmmmmkay... Or a school counselor.

  • 27 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:17pm
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    i had some chicks making me pancakes covered in butter yesterdy when i was doing bong hits. probably the greatest thing thats ever happened

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:29am
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    Deeef north rockland hahahaha love my school hahh

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:43am
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    I'm a little teapot......

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:12pm
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    Oh god, I would kill for someone to deliver Starbucks to me when high. And Taco Bell.

  • 22 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:53pm
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    For pancakes? No...for some fried chicken...fuck yeahh I'd kill anyone

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:53pm
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    You're intents and purposes

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:16pm
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    Starbucks is destroying america.

  • 17 15
    Submitted by anonymose on Aug 6, 10 at 5:21am
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    Yes, but only if they got between me and pancakes. Also, I would nuke Ohio for some syrup.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:21am
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    Your mom goes to college.

  • 22 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:22pm
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    Eating delicious Pancakes when is proof that maybe god loves us... Despite eveything, he knows how to make us happy. Yuummm

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:11pm
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    I know the feeling, 1:08. All of these drunk texts that we see from the 845? It's as if we can pinpoint which town/city they're from and, at the very least, what group of friends they hang out with.

  • 20 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:21am
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    omg @10:48. Waffles sound so delicious

  • 18 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:48pm
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    (11:54 here) see? and he broke up with me for no reason! i won't even list what i cooked for him after i worked all day and all he did was sit on the porch and smoke., glad to see there's a few that would appreciate it.

  • 26 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:48pm
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    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 18 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:47am
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    What r pancake tits???

  • 18 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:07pm
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    Oh man... Ive drunk so much my liver hurts.

  • 19 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:14am
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    i legit made fucking pancakes tonight while stoned - like 30+ delicious pancakes, and no one wanted them besides me and my friend. i was like: 'wtf, is this college?'

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