Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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