Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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