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  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:15am

    Yelling "fuck you!" is not the same as offering sexual favors.

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:25pm

    Not if you're James Bond

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 6:20pm

    Can I hear a story, or atleast what did you try on her/say?

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:32am

    11:29. fuckin funny.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:47pm

    11:21 you need help. These texts do suck and 11:17 doesn't even know you and you flew of the handle on him. Are you OP? Because defending thus text and tfln while you are not, shows clear signs that you need immediate help and to go fuck yourself.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:17am

    What the FUCK is wrong with the people that post these stupid as txts?!? Like for real man this is a waste of time...

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:44pm

    It'll get you out of a ticket if you are smooth and good looking like me (doodooface)

  • 61 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:21am

    11:17 if you don't like what you read hear then FUCK OFF! Go back to playing World of Warcraft or whatever it is you whiney fucks do. Hit up people of walmart or something and STFU!

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:00pm

    Depends on how good-looking you are, loser

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:22am

    Better luck next time?

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 3:09pm

    if you had game it would....loser

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:39pm

    not if she is a cop, she'll shove her baton so far up your ass it will knock your sunglasses off

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:17pm

    That's the spirit 3:41!!!

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:59pm

    I hope OP was a chick. Most female cops are carpet munchers

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 5:43pm

    It'll get you out of a ticket if you are smooth and good looking like me. -Rico Suave

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 8:49pm

    RODNEY KING BABY, SAY ILL BEAT IT LIKE A COP

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:16am

    way to represent the 914s! :D