I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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