I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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