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  • wow! he must be friends with Kermit

    Submitted by toadman69_2000 on Feb 7, 11 at 3:08pm
  • i feel like the dude who wrote this is a virgin

    Submitted by gnargnar1 on Feb 7, 11 at 9:02pm
  • Awesome area code

    Submitted by famlytree on Feb 7, 11 at 10:01pm
  • Area code 420? Luckyyy

    Submitted by squared on Feb 7, 11 at 5:30pm
  • And where is (420)? lol

    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Feb 7, 11 at 3:43pm
    • A magical place I hope to visit very soon

      Submitted by Attica on Feb 11, 11 at 1:26am
  • I didn't think it was gonna work either...OLE!

    Submitted by colan08 on Feb 7, 11 at 4:14pm
  • uhhhhhh. pretty sure he made his area code 420 so it would be clear what kind of "green card" this text was referring to... as in slang for a medical marijuana card. or at least that's how i read it.

    Submitted by doofus on Feb 8, 11 at 3:36pm
  • Just because it was cash green does not make it a green card.

    Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Feb 9, 11 at 4:26am
  • No such thing as the 420 area code. It is however the country code for the Czheck Republic

    Submitted by ssimkins89 on Feb 7, 11 at 7:22pm
  • Surprising, considering half the places I go to anymore not only scan, but if you're from another country you need your fucking passport. Seriously? Who brings that shit to bars?

    Submitted by xandrasm on Feb 8, 11 at 3:54am
  • I don't get Why its awesome. That's usually how it works, isn't it. Well in most countries of europe.

    Submitted by screwmybrainsout on Feb 8, 11 at 1:39am
  • Fucking Immigrants.

    Submitted by ThisGuy1 on Feb 8, 11 at 10:02am
  • Im actually from Amarica and im white

    Submitted by Cgraves on Jun 8, 13 at 4:34am
  • First!

    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 7, 11 at 3:03pm