A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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