I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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