So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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