so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
is it fun? or sober?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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