Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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