Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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