I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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