I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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