I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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