My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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