I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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