plz talk dirty to me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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