I think I died a long time ago.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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