i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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