Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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