Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
