Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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