Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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You are a fuckin genius!!!!!!!
4:18: Isn't that the premise of the site? If you're looking for more highbrow fare, you're in the wrong place.
Who wants to kiss a nasty ass stripper. Yuck!
3:42 - I seriously hope you're joking.
5:27, first of all obligated is a word. Second, obliged would not even be appropriate in this context. At the very least it would make for awkward sentence structure.
Also, you don't have to hyphenate no one.
Hhahahah omg 5:27....so dumb...
Um...pretty sure obligated is a word. Though my only proof is the dictionary and the author of Great Expectations.
Obligated is a word however realise is not! Realize would be correct. What a dumb ass!
enjoy the secondhand semen.
nothing from this site anymore except stale ass texts about being drunk...
5:27 likes penis.
Reppin' Jackson, MI correctly. Why not put mistletoe over the stippers asscrack and toss that salad...her ass is probably cleaner than her mouth.
lol what club was this? Most of the girls in this area are slutty to begin with.
Thank you 5:41, 6:01, and 6:28. 5:27, perhaps your time would be better spent learning your native tongue than criticizing the diction of others.
5:27......go suck a dick
Hahaha wow u are a moron obligated IS a word
5:27 for president! Of the "failed first grade" club..
5:27 can suck on my big fat dictionary
lord this is fucking stupid.
if you give a mouse a cookie...
Kissing a stripper sounds as fun and healthy as licking the inside of a public garbage can, except the garbage can most likely won't give you herpes.
OBLIGED! for the love of god why does NO-ONE realise that obligated isn't a word? including the author of Twilight and all the many editors who must have read through it. seriously.