Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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