You're completely useless in the revolution.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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