in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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